Animals: Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman said, "Nice dog!"... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman said, "Nice dog!" Without thinking, I replied, "You too!" FML

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By emma_waters23 - 26/04/2013 00:11 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML

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By Jerry01 - 19/11/2024 03:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, in the middle of what I thought was an empty park, I told my dog he’s the “goodest, bestest boy” while out on a walk. A stranger appeared out of nowhere, gave me a thumbs-up, and said, “You too, champ.” FML

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By thedogwalker - 09/08/2020 08:02

Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML

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By PicklesMcRaptor - 25/03/2012 11:59 - United States - Miami

Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML

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By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 22:46 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we passed and I heard her say "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML

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By Whatever - 24/09/2021 08:00

Today, my self-esteem has gotten so low that when I was out walking my boss's dog and someone called out, "Beautiful!" I assumed they were talking about the dog. They had to clarify they were speaking about me. FML

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By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

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By anon - 19/06/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk. It became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman runs up to me and whacks me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML

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By Momo8612 - 21/04/2017 12:00

Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML

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Minorchord 4

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:06

I bet she didn't have a dog, did she...

BitterJaded 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:10

If you think your life is ****** because of this.......wow. I'll trade you lives.

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Jboolia 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:13

Oops. Sounds like something I would do...

NiCocaCola_fml 2

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:16

That's not soooo bad... all you'd have to do is explain to her that you said it out of habit.

SCARLETTE11 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:16

Thats what urban dictionary would call "an involuntary 'you too' "

epikz 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:17

haha fml..

nuclear 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:17

I always do that too! "Have fun at the party" "Thanks, you too. Mom.." It's so awkward.

ceecee794 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:18

i hate when i do that! so awkward...

pwnage79 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:20

wow. they mutilated this one. it said there was an ugly woman to and after he said you to she began to cus him out and she called him a prick. i voted on if it pases or not

gvschmidt94 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:21

Don't worry man, that can happen to anyone xD Still funny though

antimony 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:23

no one cares. you will never see her again anyhow. this isnt an fml. you should kill yourself.

doodles88 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:26

haha not a FYL or YDI, it has happened to everyone...i tend to do this at the movie theaters when i buy popcorn, they say "enjoy the show." "Thanks you too!!" LOL it's awkward but you'll live... :D

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