Intimacy: Today, I was out with my friend. My six year old daughter was...

By hala - 16/03/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I was out with my friend. My six year old daughter was also with us. While we were walking through the parking lot, my daughter asked me in a very loud voice "Mommy, does a blow job taste bad?" FML

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By PPP - 28/04/2015 15:05 - United States

Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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By babysitter - 06/01/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, I was on a walk when I ran into the woman whose kids I babysit. We had a quick chat, and I noticed she had just blown her driveway clean. As I left, I said "You did a nice blow job!" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 08:28 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said, "That was my daughter." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 22:42 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML

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By Jess - 30/05/2009 12:48 - United States

Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML

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By Grant - 11/01/2013 00:51 - United States

Today, I found out that my son told my daughter at some point that "real" name for Hershey's Kisses is "blowjobs." I found this out because at kindergarten she was asked what her favorite food was. The teacher wasn't happy when she called me. FML

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By FattestUgliestPerson - 18/01/2014 09:45 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, my husband jokingly told my daughter when she passes gas in public she needs to blame it on the fattest and ugliest person there. We went shopping after and she let a HUGE fart out. She gasped, "Mommy!" FML

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By shizzy09 - 13/04/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

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DarkWaffle 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 3:21

It could be worse... "Mommy, why do ******** taste bad?"

white_mouse 0

Monday 16 March 2009 12:56

My dad told me when I was 5, I walked in on my mom blowing him and ran out like "EW KISSING PENIS!" Later he sat me down to explain that it's something that mommies and daddies do and so I asked, "Does it taste good?" and he said "Go ask your mom." I remember nothing. When babysitting I had two ten year old girls ask me what a ******* was because they weren't sure. I then found out they thought that guys got a period, too. XD; Honestly, I think it's better that they know the truth than imagine some total BS and get themselves in trouble.

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DeathByIrony90 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:58

I remember in 2nd grade a kid in my class told the whole class (or at least it spread to the whole class) about all sorts of sex positions and terms including *******, orgies, and doggy-style. We got the meaning of most of the terms wrong or misunderstood them, but I can tell you that I knew all about that kind of thing by summer after 5th grade/6th grade NOT by TV, NOT by my parents doing a bad job of "shielding me from the outside world", but because other kids told me about it; God knows where they found out lol.

childish 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:42

#6 wtf wtf and wtf dont worry about it she'll find out soon enough...

AngelBubblesRose 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 5:00

thats funny terrible that a six year old knows that term but very very funny

mdphs 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 5:08

bahahhahahahaha shouldve told her hell yes! then she'll never try it

girlieD86 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 5:43

OMG! Did she overhear your conversation? I hope my daughter never asks me any questions like that. You have my sympathy

AntiChrist7 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 18:39

you deserved that one, raise you kids properly

green_199 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 1:44

We all knew about sex when we were kids. At least your child feels comfortable talking about these things with you. I could never talk about sex with my parents. It would have been nice to have been able to do so when I was younger...