By hala - 16/03/2009 02:18 - United States

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Today, I was out with my friend. My six year old daughter was also with us. While we were walking through the parking lot, my daughter asked me in a very loud voice "Mommy, does a blow job taste bad?" FML
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DarkWaffle 0

It could be worse... "Mommy, why do ******** taste bad?"

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white_mouse 0

My dad told me when I was 5, I walked in on my mom blowing him and ran out like "EW KISSING PENIS!" Later he sat me down to explain that it's something that mommies and daddies do and so I asked, "Does it taste good?" and he said "Go ask your mom." I remember nothing. When babysitting I had two ten year old girls ask me what a ******* was because they weren't sure. I then found out they thought that guys got a period, too. XD; Honestly, I think it's better that they know the truth than imagine some total BS and get themselves in trouble.

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choppedNskrewed 0

lol 36!!!! that would be an awesome answer... anywayy that is highly disturbing if your 6 year old knows what a ******* is

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Kellayy 0

Wow either that's bad parenting or too much TV XD

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vonstrangle 0

you should probably stop letting your child be exposed to sexual information. next thing you know she'll be asking if her anal bead necklace is pretty

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jackdaniels_fml 0

LMFAO @ #36! that was awesome! and you guys really need to stop blaming this woman. she's not necessarily a bad parent! i work in a day care, and kids see and hear things and turn around and tell them to other kids. maybe her daughter heard it at home, maybe somewhere else, but don't just assume its the OPs fault!

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skylitxrock 0

hahahaha #9. :)

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Godless25 0

a good question here would be...how the **** does your SIX year old know what a ******* is? you must be a shitty mother

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Foodeater133 0

When I was little I read the words on bathroom walls and just pronounced them out. I said f you to my parents when I was like 4 and got a spanking. I never read the bathroom walls again. I knew all my swears and what most of them meant by grade 4 from school (older kids always used to tell us)

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dcapp 0

how did she know what a ******** was??

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idoloveitbaby 0

@ 27(sorry for the time lapse) the girls parents own multiple bars, mom has gone under the knife more than Joan Rivers, and both parents are so into partying, they are a little off when it comes to the parenting. their same daughter is now in 7th grade and drinking, smoking weed, and partying with high schoolers. believe me, i was just as shocked as you. i didnt know they made thongs in sizes that small.

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DerpyHooves 0

I would assume her size is the average of the girls who wear them. Many women are obsessed with being and/or are naturally skinny and they are the demographic for thongs.

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LoveMeTURBO 0

she's six! how the hell does she know what that is! I learned what that was when I was 12....WTF

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