Miscellaneous: Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless...

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 21:31 - United States

Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

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By groom - 12/12/2008 02:30 - France

Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML

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You deserved it 3 150

By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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You deserved it 1 751

By :| - 16/04/2011 02:04 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

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You deserved it 6 376

By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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You deserved it 4 347

By oops - 19/04/2011 15:37 - United States

Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML

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You deserved it 4 514

By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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You deserved it 6 812

Naughty boy

By Bad boy - 21/09/2023 06:00

Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML

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You deserved it 217

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By Hahamaster333 - 28/03/2013 01:02

Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML

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You deserved it 75 426

By Username - 28/02/2012 00:37 - United States

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML

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You deserved it 3 048

By Anonymous - 23/07/2009 07:00 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 25 707

keoct 4

Saturday 13 November 2010 3:28

dine n’ dash?

_blah_blah_blah_ 1

Saturday 13 November 2010 3:34

it's more like his life sucks and you should go get yourself another sandwich..imagine what it's like to be so desperate for food that you have to steal yank it from someone's hand and run...

Comments

theonlysweetpea 10

Saturday 13 November 2010 20:40

I agree with #3

belha_fml 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 21:07

I hate them ,they're homeless because they want to be ,you see all those immigrants who are able to get a job and then ppl here complaining that they can't is bs just a bunch o lazy ppl who want everything done for

pokemaster2468 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 23:08

hey dont make fun of homeless people a lot of them are former celebrities and veterans

axxie 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 0:52

No sympathy. He's hungry. You're a bastard for flaunting your lunch. I would have done what he did.

teogaga 3

Sunday 14 November 2010 5:46

hobo

skiracer 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 7:02

hahaha that just made my day

purplemnm 9

Sunday 14 November 2010 8:36

YDI for making eye contact with a hobo, you're basically giving them permission to do whatever they want to you.

lolylol_fml 5

Sunday 14 November 2010 9:11

hahahaha

keenster 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 15:13

haha! Well, due to the fact that where I am from, our homeless are really not that homeless, they make a living and quite hefty profit spanging (spare changing) and asking for food. I gave a dude downtown some cash cos he said he was hungry, next thing I know he is at the same grocery store, which is about a good ten miles away, driving a nice car, and buying luxury items. I'm not judging all homeless people in that fact alone I'm just saying, aside from the rambles and pointless story telling. you definitely have to be careful who give what to, this man was obviously deserving. touché homeless man!