Miscellaneous: Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless...

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 21:31 - United States

Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

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By groom - 12/12/2008 02:30 - France

Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML

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By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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By :| - 16/04/2011 02:04 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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By oops - 19/04/2011 15:37 - United States

Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML

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By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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By Bad boy - 21/09/2023 06:00

Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML

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By Hahamaster333 - 28/03/2013 01:02

Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML

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By Username - 28/02/2012 00:37 - United States

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2009 07:00 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML

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keoct 4

Saturday 13 November 2010 3:28

dine n’ dash?

_blah_blah_blah_ 1

Saturday 13 November 2010 3:34

it's more like his life sucks and you should go get yourself another sandwich..imagine what it's like to be so desperate for food that you have to steal yank it from someone's hand and run...

Comments

tribridags 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 15:47

stop being a selfish dick...he is homeless he can't afford 3meals a day...how is your life ******? it was probably a $5 sandwich

Iluv2D_fml 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 16:01

Poor homeless guy! OP don't complain about the hunger in the world! Lucky that wasn't you starving!

gthomps 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 16:08

he needed more than you. go buy another one

erika622 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 18:08

awe I guess he was really hungry and not just looking for some booze

johnnyrowanatkin 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 18:23

give the man a break, he needs it more than you

BobbingForOlives 2

Saturday 13 November 2010 18:26

Stupid homeless people. Shoulda chased him down. He probably can't run that fast or far being on the brink of death.

XelaKJK 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 18:51

You shouldn't be eating a sandwich you should be making one!

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:07

Homeless people suck. The ones who have compassion for the homeless, get taken advantage by them.

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:10

Come to colorado springs and spend a few days downtown or at the parks. Homeless people there hang out by the atm's begging for cash, will get aggressive and nasty if you don't give them money. One of them walked right up to my 7yr old daughter during cheerleading practice and talked about how 'sexy' she was. I don't feel sorry for them. They (imo) are dangerous.