Miscellaneous: Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless...

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 21:31 - United States

Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

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By groom - 12/12/2008 02:30 - France

Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML

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By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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By :| - 16/04/2011 02:04 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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By oops - 19/04/2011 15:37 - United States

Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML

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By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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By Bad boy - 21/09/2023 06:00

Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML

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By Hahamaster333 - 28/03/2013 01:02

Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML

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By Username - 28/02/2012 00:37 - United States

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2009 07:00 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML

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keoct 4

Saturday 13 November 2010 3:28

dine n’ dash?

_blah_blah_blah_ 1

Saturday 13 November 2010 3:34

it's more like his life sucks and you should go get yourself another sandwich..imagine what it's like to be so desperate for food that you have to steal yank it from someone's hand and run...

Comments

dellama10 0

Monday 15 November 2010 23:41

I love how no one on here considered OP's financial situation. Ever heard the term 'starving student'? It's pretty common for college kids to be broke between tuition and living expenses, especially if they don't have help from family or financial aid, and OP could easily be on a school or public library computer. Or maybe OP is just from a struggling family. There are plenty of people who can barely feed themselves while keeping a roof over their heads, much less afford TWO lunches because someone decided to steal the first one. OP, FYL if you're in financial straits. But if you're not, QTB.

mptothedc 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 23:43

F-your life? or F-his because he needs to steal food in order to eat?

DravvyDrav 0

Friday 19 November 2010 7:34

Lesson learn, never look a homeless man straight in the eye...he'll steal your sammich

zackkmann21 0

Friday 19 November 2010 22:28

hahahahahaha that's random

Iloveyou101476 0

Friday 4 March 2011 6:47

get another sandwich then fatty. don't be greedy:P

katies94 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 4:21

he's hungry and you can have food whenever you want. so good job on your good deed of the day

hewro_failure 11

Tuesday 31 July 2012 3:58

He probably needed it more than you ha

paprika_pilipili_fml 14

Sunday 9 December 2012 19:02

I'm sorry, but it's kinda funny !

yzzami 17

Monday 18 February 2013 19:11

Some of these comments are whats wrong with the world

mkcherry 14

Friday 12 April 2013 4:26

I would be pissed anyways. I work hard for my money to buy good food for myself and my family and being poor or homeless doesnt give him the right to take it. There are free food programs EVERYWHERE for the homeless everyday, twice a day. There are meals if he wants one, he wanted to steal. His lack of morality probably contributed to his homelessness.