By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
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Raegron 4

...or give it one last try, see how it works out? :) (we don't know anything else than what you've written, so this may be a very bad idea, I don't know :D).

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jw90 18

Wow...my ex told me that once..waddya know she's still alive..of course we'd only been together three months how long have u been together? 5 years. YDI for being an ass and wanting to break her heart.

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plexico 3

How do you plan a break up in two days' time? Do you have your break-up scheduled on your Microsoft Outlook calendar? Is it a half-hour meeting, or an All-Day event? Have you posted the agenda for the attendees? 1. Old Business 2. New Business 3. Weeping

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metonymy 0

XD I just pictured a guy pointing to charts and graphs in a Powerpoint presentation, saying, "Now, if you'll bear with me a moment, the decline in our relationship began about here..."

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XOfiestypixie 0

You forgot #4, Plex. 4. Excessive eating of ice cream and chocolate while watching chick flicks

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Intellectualist 0

I also love you Plexico!!

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plexico 3

I love you, too, lauralatch! I appreciate your kind words and I am glad that I can bring a smile to your face. I mean it in the nicest, kindest possible way, but you look a teensy-weensy bit like a hedgehog. But, everyone loves hedgehogs -- they're SOOOOOOO cute!

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Mykeh 0

Planning a break up is tough. Planning her funeral will be tougher.

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56578 0

Well, that put you in bad spot. Hope you get everything worked out.

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mekeskidi_fml 0

Let her know you cheat on her, she will break up with you.

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palleas_fml 0

I see a lot of cynicism in here. I'm maybe naive, but I think it's just a way to tell you she loves you very much. FYL though, for it's always harder to break up with someone who cares about you. **** her life too, cause it's even harder when the person you love breaks up with you. The question to which only you can answer, OP, is: does she only mean she really loves you, or is she really a suicidal kind of person? One way or the other, if you don't love her, you have no "right" to stay with her, so you do have to break up. Just do it taking the right precautions

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visage 0

I'd tell her to make arrangements.

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_cheeseballs 0

Shouldn't have delayed it for so long, or planned ahead for something like that, jackass.

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xelectrickiss 0

i have the same problem. i kept wanting to at least take a break and he was all "idk what i'd do without you" and i'd reply that he'd live, but he didn't agree. lol i did it anyways and hes dealing with it well enough.

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