By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
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Raegron 4

...or give it one last try, see how it works out? :) (we don't know anything else than what you've written, so this may be a very bad idea, I don't know :D).

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lem0n_fml 0

I don't see how that's funny.

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Kofu 0

allmidnighteyes, Intoxicunt, redbluegreen You three are the most delightful thread-terrorists I've ever seen.

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CL41RE 0

why are you breaking up with her!

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tomakobriefs 11

YDI for not just dumping her sooner. You have to plan out the days? Just tell her it's over. Nip it in the bud.

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lem0n_fml 0

Maybe he means their five year anniversary in two days. Ever think of that? Hmm? Way to make assumptions. : )

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bigcrazymike 6

Sounds like she knew what was coming.

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