By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
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Raegron 4

...or give it one last try, see how it works out? :) (we don't know anything else than what you've written, so this may be a very bad idea, I don't know :D).

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rachs1161 0

y u wanna break up, if its a good reason then jus do it. don't waste the valuable time that u both could b using to find some1 else or screwing around having fun or whatever

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jenniferhill 0

Sorry to say you break up with her anyways.. If it's not ment to be it's not ment to be. She'll be alright.

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Bayou210 0

that sucks, guess your stuck with her for life.

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jennnwoww 2

Well five years is a long time.She isn't gonna go off herself ...it's more of she will take the break up pretty hard....if you do leave her don't be a jerk about it...

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spearodude 0

my ex gf said the same thing... she attempted suicide. Fml.

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CourtneyBeth12 0

You're a dick!!!!!!

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lena_redhead 0

Hey. If you are deployed you should cherish her.. I know what it is like to be heart broken while my boyfriend was in training.. don't do that to her

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droptableusers 7

Tell her to start saving for her grave.

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