By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
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Raegron 4

...or give it one last try, see how it works out? :) (we don't know anything else than what you've written, so this may be a very bad idea, I don't know :D).

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plexico 3

reply to XOfiestypixie (#61) pixie, I had considered #4, but my company's policy is that you cannot expense food for a meeting if all of the attendees are employees. If you have one stinking customer in the meeting, then you can go hog-wild and serve up a friggin' smorgasbord! If the company in question had been a vendor-customer relationship for the past five years. . . yuck.

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Major_General 10

So? Thank her for the package, then break up with her.

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tzecco 2

Personally I'd do it now just to see if she eally did

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nuttinick 0

send one back saying "we're over but can i come to the funera?"

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Eltsc 0

Sounds like a Twilight fan. Drop her quicker than a hot potato.

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emilygirl14 0

You deserved it and your the idiot for staying with her for FIVE years before deciding to break up with her.

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emilygirl14 0

It depends. I'd kill myself without my fiancé and I'm a successful business woman.... No I wouldn't. It would just hurt. Alot.

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DameGreyWulf 0

People can easily stop liking each other even after extended periods of time. Nothing says he was staying with her when he didn't want to.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Usually when people say that they're exaggerating. Unless you know something we don't, OP, which you probably do after five years...

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TysonFawlay 0

Not your problem. Leave her to kill herself then, the sad **** should get a ******* life.

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