By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
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Raegron 4

...or give it one last try, see how it works out? :) (we don't know anything else than what you've written, so this may be a very bad idea, I don't know :D).

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chrismace 11

In FMLs you should say why you're breaking up with her, because you just sound like an ass hole.

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giganticbrain 0

Then ******* let her die. People usually don't care about people like that.

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phoebe_12 0

dude. whats wrong with u man. don't break up with her. she loves you so much, and you just want to dump her aside just like that? Five years, that's no lie. Ddeep down inside you love her. orelse this wouldn't happen for five years. you are probably influenced by your friends or is there another girl? whatever it is, don't ever forget the times you had together with her.

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TheKitsune 0

Wow. Creepy much? Obviously her obsession with you is unhealthy. It's actually just another reason you really need to let her go and get into a relationship with someone that's actually STABLE.

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seminoles82 0

Grow some balls drop the psycho

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sorroww 0

give the guy some props, atleast he gives a shit

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RandomCommenter 0

F your L? What about your girlfriend? Now, you either have to be honest and break her heart, or you'll stay with her because you feel bad and she'll be in a relationship with someone who no longer wants to be with her. F her L, for now.

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JohnnyOnTheSpot 0

x clingy much? no wonder you want to break up with her. x

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