By Anonymous - 28/02/2014 22:26 - Russian Federation - Korol

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Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML
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LifeAlertTwerk 14

It sounds like you weren't "flappy" anymore!

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chelsearenaeee 16

Sounds like a pipe did get in your way ;)

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uarudeassbitchyo 17

Looks like the early bird does get the worm...no pun intended (;

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moonsalt 20

For some reason I feel that the pun was very much intended.

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Soundslikeothers 15

Its people like you is why the developer pulled the game from the app store.

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telli164 30

Hahahaha! Maybe it's time to move on from flappy birds.

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SweetJTBR 22

I guess the game just got... *Lowers sunglasses* ... Harder. YEEEAH!

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moonsalt 20

Haha it's weird what gets people turned on sometimes. :b I hope it was quite a high score, otherwise you're in for some more erections down the road.

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EmmaCharlotte 6

So you basically had a "flappy bird" because of flappy bird

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Posthuman 26

Unless he has a problem keeping it up, his "bird" shouldn't be too flappy while it's hard.

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Powerage66 16

How did this get approved? Yea, it might be a tad funny, but a FML? Give me a broken Kit Kat, aka as give me a break.

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Cass_x 22

well.. my heart starts racing like crazy when I'm about to break my highscore.. And it makes me shake.. It's pretty weird.

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