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By Anonymous - 28/02/2014 22:26 - Russian Federation - Korol

Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML

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By (not) fucked - 16/05/2014 16:01 - United States - Kingsville

Today, my girlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Bird. FML

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By bobo - 24/04/2011 01:02 - Canada

Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML

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By Danny - 28/05/2012 18:02 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML

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By massachusettsan - 25/06/2014 00:07 - United States - Monomoy Island

Today, I got the same feeling in my chest when I orgasmed as when I hit a hard section in Guitar Hero. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 11:13 - Switzerland

Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

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By Rosie - 13/06/2012 16:07 - Germany - Wesel

Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML

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By BejeweledJizz - 05/11/2016 12:29

Today, after weeks of being addicted to Bejeweled Blitz, I couldn't stop thinking about it while having sex with my girlfriend. FML

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By me. - 07/05/2012 20:38 - Canada - Orillia

Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML

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By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML

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By CandyCrushAddict - 21/09/2013 15:09 - United States - Wilson

Today, while having sex with my wife, my Candy Crush addiction hit me full force, and all I could do was think about possible moves I could make in the level I'm stuck on. FML

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LifeAlertTwerk 14

Saturday 1 March 2014 5:17

It sounds like you weren't "flappy" anymore!

chelsearenaeee 16

Saturday 1 March 2014 5:16

Sounds like a pipe did get in your way ;)

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metalhead88 9

Saturday 1 March 2014 19:40

I guess that's one way to make your bird not "flappy"

geminidragon01 9

Saturday 1 March 2014 19:51

that's just sad on so many levels

AlaskaLuv 6

Saturday 1 March 2014 21:55

Did you at least beat it anyway?

Dif_fml 12

Saturday 1 March 2014 22:12

That game usually makes people angry.

highjesus 6

Sunday 2 March 2014 2:13

how the hell did u get a hard on ?? does it have boobs or sone shit

Micah_Nobot 10

Sunday 2 March 2014 2:52

Did you best your score at least?

Jaded88 3

Sunday 2 March 2014 4:12

Well that's one way to express excitement

AlexRen 21

Sunday 2 March 2014 4:24

Floners. Dang you really must have had a really high score to get a boner.

saint0706 2

Sunday 2 March 2014 5:07

fail

JayJKitten 1

Sunday 2 March 2014 5:08

sounds more like "fapping" bird lol

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