By Anonymous - 28/02/2014 22:26 - Russian Federation - Korol

Spicy
Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

It sounds like you weren't "flappy" anymore!

chelsearenaeee 16

Sounds like a pipe did get in your way ;)

Comments

I better not touch this one, but how the hell do you get a hard.on beating a high score ? sounds like there Is more.to it

Erections are caused by increased blood flow to the Penis. Hence OP getting an erection from increased blood pressure due to the excitement of nearing the the defeat of his high score.

You idiot. The game has nothing to do with a pecker.

Excitement can get that blood flowing... Just maybe not to where you want it.

Hey man, sometimes it calls you randomly.

PainOfDemise 11

It's amazing that someone would get so excited over a game like that.

and you keep playing even after that... lol...

It's a hard game, it's only fair that you be hard too

Well... Did you beat it? Pun totally intended...