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By bieberyoulittleSHIT - 31/08/2012 19:20 - United Kingdom - Goole

Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML

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By acapelladisaster - 13/03/2015 00:39 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, in my online class, I accidentally unmuted my mic. Normally that would be fine… except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. FML

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By GymBattle - 31/10/2013 23:18 - United States

Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML

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By Ricky - 17/08/2009 01:00 - United States

Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my neighbor begging me to please shut the hell up. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 17:55 - United States

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

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Squeaker of the house

By Anonymous - 26/02/2016 21:12 - United States - Lebanon

Today, I was using my headset while gaming, and another player couldn't stop laughing at the hilariously high-pitched voice I was putting on. He thought I was mocking the pre-pubescent squeakers on our team. Nope, that's just my natural voice. FML

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Lost in music

By Anonymous - 12/01/2025 09:00 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, I had my earbuds in while walking to work. I was so into a particular song that I didn't notice I was singing out loud despite people being around. A random jogger gave me a thumbs-up and said, "Shit voice, wrong lyrics." FML

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Online classes can be tricky

By Daniella - 12/11/2020 11:03 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML

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By inappropes - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML

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By kprince - 08/05/2013 14:00 - United States - Northridge

Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML

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By Laughluv - 02/01/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I realized this when I was watching a youtube video and there was someone walking in the background who I impulsively tried to gun down and kill by moving my mouse over him and clicking repeatedly. FML

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Boygenius50 8

Saturday 1 September 2012 2:24

Wow. Easy YDI, you know a Justin Bieber song AND you were playing Call of Duty.

babalooisbabaloo 5

Saturday 1 September 2012 2:25

*playing cod, running around shooting people Op: BABY BABYYY OHHHH

Comments

PowerPanda_fml 3

Saturday 1 September 2012 20:31

CoD has fan boys. BATTLEFEILD HAS FAN MEN!

wickedbitch505 1

Saturday 1 September 2012 20:54

You were just humming they know the words. Don't feel to bad.

lucas1276854 2

Saturday 1 September 2012 21:52

I don't see how this is an fml

xpheonix57 7

Saturday 1 September 2012 22:23

I would have been a smart ass and asked them how they knew the words.

pandainspandex 19

Saturday 1 September 2012 22:26

I don't think I even know a Bieber song well enough to hum it... thank God! I'm sorry, OP.

NinjaAssasin720 0

Saturday 1 September 2012 22:45

Wooop battlefield 3 cod is gay

XxVulcanxX 0

Saturday 1 September 2012 22:49

sir i hate to say this but you are a weirdo!!!! wait actually dont!

gc327072 30

Saturday 1 September 2012 23:37

Holy s*** I got thumbed down! Good god!

TheLonesomeGamer 17

Sunday 2 September 2012 0:52

I'm a 15th prestige level 50 with a 1.58kdr I'm a tenth in mw2 with a 2.46kdr tenth prestige in mw3 with a 1.98 kdr nd I'm the highest perstiges in all of the other cod games and do u guys know y it's because I'm a game tester/beta tester besides that u have to think of all of the different jobs u can do I'm not a person who spends my whole life in a basement im a tester who gets paid goes home calls some buddies over nd hangs out so u can't make fun of people because of what they do u have to just respect them like u respect everyone else besides that docbastered your awesome first post PEACE!!!