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By bieberyoulittleSHIT - 31/08/2012 19:20 - United Kingdom - Goole

Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML

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By acapelladisaster - 13/03/2015 00:39 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, in my online class, I accidentally unmuted my mic. Normally that would be fine… except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. FML

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By GymBattle - 31/10/2013 23:18 - United States

Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML

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By Ricky - 17/08/2009 01:00 - United States

Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my neighbor begging me to please shut the hell up. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 17:55 - United States

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2016 21:12 - United States - Lebanon

Today, I was using my headset while gaming, and another player couldn't stop laughing at the hilariously high-pitched voice I was putting on. He thought I was mocking the pre-pubescent squeakers on our team. Nope, that's just my natural voice. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2025 09:00 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, I had my earbuds in while walking to work. I was so into a particular song that I didn't notice I was singing out loud despite people being around. A random jogger gave me a thumbs-up and said, "Shit voice, wrong lyrics." FML

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By Daniella - 12/11/2020 11:03 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML

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By inappropes - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML

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By kprince - 08/05/2013 14:00 - United States - Northridge

Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML

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By Laughluv - 02/01/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I realized this when I was watching a youtube video and there was someone walking in the background who I impulsively tried to gun down and kill by moving my mouse over him and clicking repeatedly. FML

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Boygenius50 8

Saturday 1 September 2012 2:24

Wow. Easy YDI, you know a Justin Bieber song AND you were playing Call of Duty.

babalooisbabaloo 5

Saturday 1 September 2012 2:25

*playing cod, running around shooting people Op: BABY BABYYY OHHHH

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SpearD 4

Sunday 2 September 2012 3:11

As much as I hate Beiber, I would laugh if I just heard his music being sung on CoD

badassmf1234 22

Sunday 2 September 2012 3:17

What's a catchy beiber tune?

mndlz 6

Sunday 2 September 2012 3:24

And yet from just you humming a bit of it they could identify it AND sing the words correctly.

Toshiro_Izero 5

Sunday 2 September 2012 4:09

And this is why u dont play cod it dos things to you that u shouldnt try playig reach or if ur a ps3 user go get an xbox hahah XD

RubenTheGreek 8

Sunday 2 September 2012 5:02

And noone mentioned that his friends actually knew the songs lyrics and were lured into singing it as well. trololol.

23musiclover 3

Sunday 2 September 2012 5:29

CoD sucks Battlefield 3 is the shit!!!

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 2 September 2012 5:42

Boyfriend or Baby? either or I would mute all sound...

lovelyspyder 7

Sunday 2 September 2012 6:25

I find it funny that they knew it as well. You all deserved it.

naynay204eva 0

Sunday 2 September 2012 9:08

Now that's funny lol

AtomicRebirth 11

Sunday 2 September 2012 9:56

This isn't an FML, it's just a funny moment between friends. Get over it.

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