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By hopeless - 27/06/2011 14:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

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By ProtoBird - 14/04/2016 04:11 - United States - Grand Rapids

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML

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whiteboy7thst 2

Monday 27 June 2011 19:03

"stop hitting yourself"

DocBastard 38

Monday 27 June 2011 19:07

That's what you get for playing with your brother's balls. Wait, what?

Comments

borkchop1992 15

Monday 27 June 2011 19:11

those arent the only balls that will be hitting you in the face

asianinvasionn6 0

Monday 27 June 2011 19:11

Well, karma's a bitch (;

Laura13LHM 6

Monday 27 June 2011 19:13

One word......KARMA

MrSassypants 33

Monday 27 June 2011 19:46

That's three words and like seven periods.

tsim_fml 0

Monday 27 June 2011 19:13

well you didn't hit him... and tetherballs don't hurt alot.

gleek47 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 3:08

yes they do.

cunningchick 1

Thursday 9 February 2012 6:43

Yes they do! Apparently you have never seen a real tether ball, they hurt like hell!

MEM0817 18

Monday 27 June 2011 19:13

Wow how fast karma came back at you. Literally.

nlr 9

Monday 27 June 2011 19:14

I guess balls like your face... sorry that was cheesy... well ydi because if your playing with family you should never get competitive idiot.

mccaincracker 6

Monday 27 June 2011 19:15

tether ball is for squares

knights95 9

Monday 27 June 2011 21:30

No that's four square

OCDC 9

Monday 27 June 2011 19:16

Edit: Wrong FML

emmiep1011 7

Monday 27 June 2011 19:18

some people just like balls hitting their faces...

SneakherHead 5

Monday 27 June 2011 20:53

Wow it doesn't get worse then this comment right here lmao ^^^^^^

mismonroe 0

Monday 27 June 2011 21:19

Other than the numerous other people that made the same type of comment.

bidsababe 1

Monday 27 June 2011 21:26

*correction* this comment ofbyourvsucked. the original one she said was hilarious

green_eggs_and_h 0

Monday 27 June 2011 19:21

It's just tetherball, you shouldn't get so wound up about it.

Lauren10102 3

Monday 27 June 2011 19:42

I am going to find you, throw a tetherball in YOUR face as hard as I can, then you may judge OP. Agreed???

DocBastard 38

Monday 27 June 2011 20:35

Tetherball...wound up...it's a pun. Get it? Hello? I don't think I'm getting through.

iSurf_fml 8

Monday 27 June 2011 21:58

36- I don't think Green_eggs agrees at your attempt to look tough. Sorry.

Lauren10102 3

Monday 27 June 2011 22:17

tough? Im a girl....

iSurf_fml 8

Monday 27 June 2011 22:38

My mistake. I thought you were apart of the elite group of girls who act manly. You never know.

smurfsarwales 9

Monday 27 June 2011 22:50

with a unicorn pic...

green_eggs_and_h 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 3:05

36- I think I may be able to judge OP regardless of whether or not I get hit in the face with a tetherball because OP posted the story as an FML, allowing the entirety of humanity (with access to FML) to vote if OP deserved what happened or if their life sucks. So no, I'm not "Agreed???"