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By hopeless - 27/06/2011 14:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2017 04:30

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2015 06:25 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML

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Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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By Ouch - 19/07/2015 14:36 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 10:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML

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By ProtoBird - 14/04/2016 04:11 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML

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whiteboy7thst 2

Monday 27 June 2011 19:03

"stop hitting yourself"

DocBastard 38

Monday 27 June 2011 19:07

That's what you get for playing with your brother's balls. Wait, what?

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debatingalways 0

Monday 27 June 2011 19:21

at least it didn't hit him, then you would just look like an ass

MEM0817 18

Monday 27 June 2011 21:00

No, it hit her so she looked like an ass regardless.

BrittanyPernell6 0

Monday 27 June 2011 19:21

Bet this isn't the first time you've been hit hard in the face with balls, ydi

ipwnallmen 10

Monday 27 June 2011 19:23

Ouch! talk about taking balls to the face....

LNK112 5

Monday 27 June 2011 19:24

I bet you're used to having balls in your face....

tayybayybayyyy 4

Monday 27 June 2011 19:56

like 12 people have said this already, you saying it doesn't emphasize anything. go home.

thomas357 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 6:31

hey I bet people put there balls in your face so they don't have to see it.

GROUCH408 0

Monday 27 June 2011 19:28

ahaha

indistructo 3

Monday 27 June 2011 19:32

my older sister would do this...

Lauren10102 3

Monday 27 June 2011 19:39

NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE

hmurphy909 0

Monday 27 June 2011 19:47

this is just sad, ydi

NYkid2K8 5

Monday 27 June 2011 19:50

I think he won.

xXshadowrollerXx 6

Monday 27 June 2011 19:52

I'm sure you see lots of things coming.

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