Love: Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school...

By Messiahman - 30/10/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML

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You deserved it 34 060

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By tehaustiebear - 03/10/2012 22:03 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML

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By Brian - 20/11/2012 15:50 - United States - Sandston

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML

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By joe - 31/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML

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You deserved it 26 844

By xxlenalunaxx - 29/04/2015 11:11 - United States

Today, after waiting for 2 weeks for the right moment to meet my boyfriend's mom, she walked in as I was straddling him, trying to prove that I'd win in a wrestling match. I guess we met, then. FML

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You deserved it 4 281

By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

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You deserved it 42 246

By angryman - 28/12/2014 09:07

Today, I was playing what became an extremely intense game of hide-and-seek with my best friend's sister. I finally found the perfect place, so I slid down into the bath and began to cover myself. She popped up out of nowhere and said, "FOUND YOU!" I got so scared that I punched her in the face. FML

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Unexpected

By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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By Embarrassed - 22/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

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You deserved it 4 351

Public freakout!

By Cheerieful - 07/05/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML

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You deserved it 10 255

By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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deviable 9

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:32

What a twist!

MrKlutch 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:30

Ask her mom to join you guys

Comments

HoboSmeller 6

Sunday 30 October 2011 10:03

compliment her mom and tell her now you know where her daughters great butt comes from.

Random_Person88 8

Sunday 30 October 2011 13:09

Yea because that won't make it any more awkward than it already is.

Bladian 5

Thursday 8 March 2012 1:32

It was a joke, dumbass.

vi3tno_romeo 5

Sunday 30 October 2011 10:08

Did she give you the look of death??..lol

SkateElement44 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 10:12

Was her mom playing twister too?

Mister_Triangle 21

Sunday 30 October 2011 10:16

I guess you could say he... *puts on sunglasses* spun a "right hand on DEAD" YYYYEEEAAHHHH!!!

jonathanje2 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 10:31

is it possible to be anymore lamer then that :|

Mister_Triangle 21

Sunday 30 October 2011 10:39

No, and that's the purpose of the joke. I've called the irony police and, as soon as they're done being mugged, they want to have a word with you,

glittercookies 12

Sunday 30 October 2011 11:03

Well, i enjoy you.

cnkk07 8

Sunday 30 October 2011 10:18

You: *grabs girlfriend's butt* Mom: "What are you doing?! You: oh sorry!! I thought it said left/ right hand _________ (insert color of gf's bottoms)

joee182 3

Sunday 30 October 2011 10:37

what a **** block!

Imacrowd 9

Sunday 30 October 2011 10:44

How old are you?

stevenmx86 7

Sunday 30 October 2011 11:09

12 made me laugh. I hope OP's gf's mom wasn't mad.. It was only a joke after all!

SirSquishyPants 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 11:52

What kind of twister were you playing? I want one that says put your hand on an opponents ass, sounds like fun

jobsman99 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 13:51

Her mom was probably jealous. She probably has had her butt or **** squeezed in a long time. Those mature ladies love their sex. Do make sure you don't miss your chance with her, too.