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By Messiahman - 30/10/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML

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By tehaustiebear - 03/10/2012 22:03 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML

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By Brian - 20/11/2012 15:50 - United States - Sandston

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML

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By joe - 31/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML

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By xxlenalunaxx - 29/04/2015 11:11 - United States

Today, after waiting for 2 weeks for the right moment to meet my boyfriend's mom, she walked in as I was straddling him, trying to prove that I'd win in a wrestling match. I guess we met, then. FML

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By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

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By angryman - 28/12/2014 09:07

Today, I was playing what became an extremely intense game of hide-and-seek with my best friend's sister. I finally found the perfect place, so I slid down into the bath and began to cover myself. She popped up out of nowhere and said, "FOUND YOU!" I got so scared that I punched her in the face. FML

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Unexpected

By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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By Embarrassed - 22/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

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Public freakout!

By Cheerieful - 07/05/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML

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By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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Sunday 30 October 2011 9:32

What a twist!

MrKlutch 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 9:30

Ask her mom to join you guys

Comments

perdix 29

Sunday 30 October 2011 14:04

I guess since this ended up on FML and not Penthouse Letters, this wasn't how the MILF-daughter threesome started out. I could practically hear "Stacy's Mom" playing in the background.

Angelice_fml 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 14:18

Any parent who pretends that they didn't do that stuff as a teenager is in denial...unless they really didn't. In which case they were prudish or repressed, and it's shocking they have kids at all.

JinxosGirl87 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 14:45

Regardless, no parent wants to see their child being touched inappropriately by their significant others. Unless they have a sick sex addiction that knows no limits...

ZXDriver 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 15:07

Left foot, blue circle. Right hand, left cheek.

Cmdr_Shepard 17

Sunday 30 October 2011 16:10

Smooth move, Ex-lax. But but you didn't do anything wrong, OP, the mother can get over it.

gatorsfan100 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 22:19

Did you just studder while typing??!

dubsqueet 0

Monday 31 October 2011 9:25

*stutter

MadRoo 6

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:34

Hah, the first time I read "only to find out.." and saw the words "her mom" in close succession, I thought you accidentally squeezed her mom's butt :D that would make for an even better FML.