By Messiahman - 30/10/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML
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lauralavenderbab 0

Ugh duh go up to her mum and pinch her ass

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FrankHotpants 31

Quickly follow up with a "good game" and you'll be good

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kleopath 11

Are you guys thirteen?

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yatusk 2

You should have squeezed her moms butt

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courtneyschrader 0

I was at my locker and a kid grabbed my folder and ran into the boys bathroom , waited for the bell to ring and then came out and said here you go I wiped my ass on this .. Now I'm late and have the smell of crap on my math folder FML

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theprincess79 2

So what's the big deal? You grabbed her ass, it's not like you were having sex and her mom walked in on you. I fail to see how this is an FML.

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its_jonny_bro 16

Would have smiled and went hehehe and turned and ran

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