By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
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odexy 12

Learn some ******* reading comprehension idiot. Teasing a dog is normal play, though sometimes they're just not in the mood and they snap. Clearly, the dog snapped and the OP had to go to the hospital for stitches. I really doubt they went around town telling everyone their dog viciously attacked them.

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Ashurii328 0

If an animal attacks someone, depending on the circumstances and the area, some laws require the animal to be put down. It could have been ordered by the law to happen. :/

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n_sneezey 0

You did it to yourself by teasing your dog. It's your own fault. You're to blame not the dog. Poor dog. You on the other hand are an idiot who needs to be slapped and the dog deserves a better owner than you.

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emjai 1

Should not have teased the dog, now it has to pay for your stupidity!

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panwere22 7

i hope animal services was called on you and you can no longer own animals. You are a horrible person

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IntoTheClouds 42

I can count on one hand the number of people on this thread who aren't complete and utter morons. It's really kind of astounding the level of idiocy displayed here.

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IntoTheClouds 42

This comment didn't reply to the person I meant for it to be a reply to - ignore.

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nmlutgen 11

If its your dog and it bites you then you chose to put it down after you deserved to get bit. What a ******* dick.

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Primmly 11

If you're the owner of the dog, you can say no to having it put down.

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