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By lance - 10/04/2010 05:00 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML

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By Triumvirate - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I learned that making an illegal U-turn right after you see a cop doing one will not stop said cop from ticketing you. FML

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By TheBRADLeyB - 16/04/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML

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By LT - 07/08/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, the car I was in got pulled over by the police for making an illegal turn. I was in a cab. And he kept the meter running. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 04:06 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML

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You deserved it 3 700

By Criminal - 13/07/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML

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By imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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You deserved it 68 114

By randinosaur - 13/03/2011 12:48 - United States

Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

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You deserved it 4 256

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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By Dani_Rich - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML

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You deserved it 174 535

luck003 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 12:12

did you write him a ticket?

locs376 2

Saturday 10 April 2010 12:19

some turns are not legal for civilians, the are for emergency vehicals only. learn the rules of the road before getting mad

Comments

phisigunderdog 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 12:47

i agree with 7

AlterEggo 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 12:49

YDI for being a dumbass and making an illegal U-turn. OP's FML should have been about being a stupid shit.

stumpygremlin 13

Saturday 10 April 2010 12:51

Don't you know? Cops are above the law!

massagenist 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 12:56

in russia cop pull you over and beat your ass and send you to gulag instead of jail.

mezsed 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 15:35

its not funnt if you dont type "soviet"

haydos93 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 13:03

I hate power crazy cops, they piss me off

ahhfuckmylife 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 13:17

fail 4 u win 4 the cop

jackCHING 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 13:22

he probably just stopped you to meet his ticket quota for the day. it's all about productivity ;)

heyred 11

Saturday 10 April 2010 13:42

You broke the law and got caught. Stop whining and pay up. If you were being held at gunpoint during a bank robbery, would you want the cops to get there as quickly as possible or would you want them to obey all trafficlaws because it's fair that way? Grow up, OP.