By Anonymous - 21/08/2015 08:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was putting the cat outside. He wouldn't go, so I kicked him. Then I woke up to my husband screaming. I’d been dreaming, and the "cat" I kicked was his family jewels. FML
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vicky_lynnnnn 11

At first I was like "kicked the cat? You deserve it" then I was like "oh" haha

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ThatHorse 15

How damn hard did you kick the cat in the dream?! Did you treat it like a football or something?

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momac86 17

MeOW I bet that one will hurt for a long time

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Vegetarian27 24

YDI. If you dream about kicking your cat you're an asshole.

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RecklessNapkin 16

I'm sure OP wouldn't kick a cat in real life, dreams can be some crazy shit man

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muah97 12

Must be animal abuse if you kick so hard whereby the cat ( her husband balls) woke up screaming

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bradleyhewitt 13

Why would you ever kick a cat? Dream or not u shouldn't do it.

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zmanryan2015 7

And then in a week you will find out he's cheating on you and you won't be the bad person anymore

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Stuffaluffagus 25

You're a pretty terrible person if you'd go around kicking animals

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Mortoli 30

ow poor guy. that would really suck. lol

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Spadoinkle 10

That sucks for your husband. I really do hope that you don't kick your cat in reality, though.

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