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By Anonymous - 10/03/2012 14:20 - United States

Today, I was re-watching my wedding video. As I was walking down the aisle, you could hear my grandfather mutter "Here comes the bride, all fat and wide." FML

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By dream1334 - 02/06/2012 23:28 - United States - East Rockaway

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Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

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Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML

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By 1234 - 11/07/2009 16:41 - Canada

Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML

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By thefailure - 02/08/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 14:16 - Denmark - Nørresundby

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

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By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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By impickingyourhomegran - 13/08/2012 22:12 - United Kingdom - London

Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2012 06:00 - United States - Santa Fe

Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML

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rubberduckie94 13

Saturday 10 March 2012 19:33

Here comes the groom skinny as a broom

TheFamilyElf 17

Saturday 10 March 2012 19:33

Grandfathers are the funniest people in the world, hands down. Don't take it seriously, OP. He's most likely kidding. Even if he wasn't, I'm sure you looked stunning.

Comments

MegaElectric 1

Saturday 10 March 2012 20:03

Wow! I feel bad for you. How ever if you were fat and wide you wouldn't be married now would you?

ohmandapants 16

Saturday 10 March 2012 20:21

So people who are overweight don't get married? What kind of fucktard logic is this?

ProhibitionRose 14

Saturday 10 March 2012 22:15

An idiots logic. Not everyone in the world is shallow. The term "chubby chasers" exists for a reason. OP found a man who loves her for who she is, not whether or not she looks good in a bikini. The amount of shallow dicks in this world disgusts me.

sceptic 1

Sunday 11 March 2012 4:32

Oh stfu! Fat people get to marry fat people and good looking people get to marry each other!

EvilCupcake8361 9

Sunday 11 March 2012 7:52

154: I love how you spelled skeptic wrong

MissHayleyJames 7

Monday 12 March 2012 17:26

Oh really 154? Then why am I 185 and my husband is 180 and 6'6 and a bodybuilder? I'm big and beautiful and he loves me for me even though he's got an amazing body and is sexy as hell.

haleyaubrey1 0

Saturday 10 March 2012 20:20

Win

sean5 0

Saturday 10 March 2012 20:26

He talkin bout dat as s

Maxon_fml 4

Saturday 10 March 2012 20:30

Something to show the kids lol

eriksen 16

Saturday 10 March 2012 20:33

I think your grandfather and I would become great friends

MargieDrury 1

Saturday 10 March 2012 21:31

Like older men ok. That old.....

Awsumuzzie 12

Saturday 10 March 2012 21:42

You can find men your age with the same rude attitude as him... You reverse cougar.

jkamme54 2

Sunday 11 March 2012 18:08

What the hell is with your pic dude?

ZombieKittenz 6

Saturday 10 March 2012 20:41

People, she said grandFATHER. boy, male, penis.

SooInnLovee 6

Saturday 10 March 2012 20:41

I like how a lot of people misread grandfather for grandma. Silly kids. And I'm sorry OP that's mean at least you didn't hear it ON your wedding day that would have ruined your happy mood :/ mean grandfathers...gotta love them though haha