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It's okay, haters gonna hate. Even if it's your gramps.
I think that if you can't figure out how to have sex, then you were not ready in the first place...
I think its better at "they see you rolling"
Oh my
This made my day! Absolutely Hilarious..
It's okay. He'll probably die soon :)
Old people always tell the truth :)
Far from it! Brace yourself for an alternative opinion from a verified geezer hater. Old folks can be some of the most manipulative, lying and selfish scumbags on the planet. Rude and don't care and many of them shoplift. That is a fact. The kind old granny stereotype is a rarity. Open your eyes and you won't be defending them as a group. The geezer in this FML knew it was the brides big day and he opens his mouth like that? Someone should have popped him in the beak after the ceremony. It is not about if she is chunky or not. Damn geezer should have kept his mouth shut during the wedding ceremony. Better yet,he should have been locked up where he belongs. I'll bet he is everyones favorite guest at family dinners (sarcasm included ).
No. 180, you have said a mouthful! A lot of old people use their age as an exuse to behave horribly. They are rude, they line cut, they demand things they are not entitled to, they snarl and snap at others to drop what they are doing to wait on them, etc. Being old does NOT give you the right to tell off a supermarket checkout clerk for not accepting your expired coupons or butt into the front of the seating line at a restaurant. Use coupons that haven't expired and wait your freaking turn like grown ups, please.
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Here comes the groom skinny as a broom
Grandfathers are the funniest people in the world, hands down. Don't take it seriously, OP. He's most likely kidding. Even if he wasn't, I'm sure you looked stunning.