By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 21:18 - United States

Today, I was reading in my apartment. Due to a heatwave and my lack of AC, I was completely naked. My cat jumped onto my lap, and as her claws dug into my stomach, I recoiled. This caused her to retreat, clawing at my nether regions in the process. My pussy mauled my pussy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 798
You deserved it 12 917

Same thing different taste

Comments

Haha you have to be careful with cats! I still have scars from my cat!

I bet the mental scars will be quite permanent for this one

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

I'm sorry for this but it has to be said... Sounds like that was a total catastrophe OP!

You stole the obvious pussy joke..what are we supposed to write in the comments? :p

Is there ever really such a thing as too much pussy???

Pussy as well as ****** jokes are not funny, period.

olpally 32

Ermahgerd!! Reminds me of the family guy episode where Brian starts an animal support group. Cut away to a cat scene where cat wakes up and the other one is gone. Cat goes to the bathroom and sees this "Welcome to the world of feline aids!" Freaks out. Lol. Ouch though :/

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

What in the name of almighty **** does that have to do with this at all?

Well, it... it has cats, and... yeah, I have nothing else. Oh, well, at least he didn't say "giggity".

olpally 32

Watch the episode then you ignorant fools. It makes sense to me. It's pussy on pussy crime.

You seem to be fussy on pussy crime, olpally.

olpally 32

Shut up, meg? I'm a guy. Idiot. That doesn't work here.

A bit like most of your comments, then.

olpally 32

This reminds me of the Family Guy episode where Peter says something dumb. Cut away to an FML scene, and then the rest of the FML commenters call him out on it. Oh, shut up. It makes sense to me.

aw c'mon leave the guy alone, he was just commenting what the FML made him think of, just like everybody else on this site does.

flockz 19

welcome to FML missrebecca, you must be new! here let me show you around, i'll be your guide.

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

u guys just stop... I got the family guy reference...and yes it makes sense. that was a hilarious episode. now lets take all this energy and put it towards other funny comments.

# 119 oh I'm sorry, you've mistaken me for somebody that gives a damn about what you think.

1PersonIsMyWorld 22
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Those were cats that had sex and one of them gave the other AIDS. This is about a cat that scratched up a human's ******. No connection, other than cats. And I've seen every episode of Family Guy at least three times, in addition to owning every season on DVD.

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

its a cat ******* over another living thing... thats how it relates.

I don't think it matters what gender you are. Claws do not discriminate pain and suffering.

PieknyCzlowiek 7

Gonna hurt no matter whats between your legs...

#56 I have yet to hear how a man obtains his jewels from such a catastrophic notion. Getting mauled by the other pussy is a totally different story.

devildee101 15

if you WERE a guy you could say i had some pussy in my lap.

It always hurts, it doesn't matter your gender. I had a similar incident with my dog once (I'm a guy), so I can imagine OP's situation.