By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 08:47 - United Kingdom - Bury

Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her another girl's name. FML
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jw90 18

Well that doesn't help your case much.

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shadowfighter10 9

I was going to let you borrow my shovel, but it looks like you already got one

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Bano360 25

Just don't call her Rachel at the wedding (if you do get married some day).

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Coeliacchic93 21

What if his girlfriend's name is Rachel? O.o

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awkward611 26

I'm sorry but how do you make that mistake...

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Bano360 25

Let's say he could be organising it with her friends (some more than likely girls). Then while you're organising it, you're thinking of what the girls may have asked you to do. Their names will be in your head and when the girlfriend confronted OP he panicked and said another name.

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awkward611 26

I can understand that I just hope she can too...

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AGB10 19

Oops..There's a reason why many women hate surprises. Looks like you just exemplified that statement..

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AGB10 19

Warning: if you make it thru together to the birthday party..please say the right name while singing happy birthday!

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pedinhuh 23

Well, you're screwed up man, better tell her about the party now.

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Alihb 16

My problem is, you never actually clarified whether you ARE cheating or not

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MissMellyMay 7

I think that's pretty obvious with OP saying he was reassuring his girlfriend he wasn't, that he wasn't cheating. Or do you only pick up on things if the FML says them?

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starile 19

"... she later caught me at the birthday party making out with the girl whose name I said. FML"

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Alihb 16

Yes, it is. But it wasn't clearly stated

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CharresBarkrey 15

It is clearly stated. "I'm actually just..." Is pretty clear that he isn't cheating.

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samaraperez 7

after the party explain everything. if she really loves u she' ll understand

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tehdarkness 21

Not very sneaky are you?

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Smoldering 15

But here's the thing, when women get suspicious about anything, wether or not it's true or not, we tend to overanalyze everything and investigate. We can't let it rest until we "know". (I am not stating all women do this, just some)

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