Love: Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating...

By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 08:47 - United Kingdom - Bury

Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her another girl's name. FML

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Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

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By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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By ponyboy - 22/01/2010 22:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML

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By Soontobeex - 15/09/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:53 - United Kingdom - Congleton

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML

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By wedeserveeachother - 24/01/2022 11:01 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML

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Monday 22 July 2013 16:22

You're in deep doo doo OP.

jw90 18

Monday 22 July 2013 16:22

Well that doesn't help your case much.

Comments

riddlez19 7

Monday 22 July 2013 17:20

I do believe you done goofed

bdekker 12

Monday 22 July 2013 17:25

That really sucks:(

worldclassrager 39

Monday 22 July 2013 17:40

Your screwed...hope things get resolved...and the birthday party goes well

ShakeDisPlace 10

Monday 22 July 2013 17:54

Did you get bitch slapped OP?

blankjack 6

Monday 22 July 2013 18:05

I hope her bday is tomorrow, because your life expectancy just hit rock bottom!

buddy51 23

Monday 22 July 2013 19:05

OP- It seems you're convicted of being a cheating spunk-weasel either way....

thatnucca 36

Monday 22 July 2013 19:22

You seem like a none crafty good dude... The bad ones would have made it through that fumble without breaking a sweat.. I hope she sees that and let's it go...

azwethinkweiz87 11

Monday 22 July 2013 19:39

Fuuuuuck! That was a _really_ bad mistake. Did you call her by an ex gfs name or how did you manage to make that slip? Maybe the party will fix things... eek.