Transportation: Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there...

By ZZ - 30/06/2009 03:01 - Canada

Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honked at me. Pissed off, I turned around and screamed "shut the fuck up!" It was my girlfriend's parents saying hi. FML

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By Tom Ali - 10/01/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML

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By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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Force of habit

By Unlucky - 05/09/2017 16:00

Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML

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By man - 08/05/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

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Neighbors from hell

By Myself - 06/09/2010 10:45 - United States

Today, after a few months of my neighbor's friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed, "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML

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By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2016 09:02 - United States - Allen

Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML

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Road rage

By howannoying - 16/02/2013 06:24 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage". When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML

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By lrn2road - 24/06/2014 15:04 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was screamed at by a lady for riding my bike too slowly in front of her car. I was in the bike lane, and so was she. FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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emer_helena 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 12:08

Road rage makes people crazy. Really

a1mostevi1 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 13:04

did they shut the **** up?

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padfoot_fml 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 5:30

temper temper

mehwhateverr 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 6:42

You're a jackass.

fern707 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 9:18

riding your bike on the sidewalk is illegal you fucktard

speedmastaflex 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 10:26

This is my first time hearing about this law regarding bicycles on the road. I live in Anchorage, and I've never seen a cyclist on a non-residential road in my life. We always use the sidewalks or bike/skii trails. OP, I'd be inclined to think YDI, but I imagine having a horn honked at you for something as mundane as a greeting would be pretty irritating, so yeah, FYL.

LilaBear 1

Thursday 2 July 2009 3:17

You didn't think they might be honking at someone else? Or they might be honking as a warning? Or they might be greeting you? We have people honk as greeting here all the time.

Ravenite 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 9:48

I symphatize with you. Honking can be so misleading. I flipped off someone after they blared their horn at me. Turns out it was my boss saying Hi.

beemerman54 0

Friday 3 July 2009 7:34

That made me laugh the hardest of any I've read on here, nice one

laffinatu 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 20:36

A bike is considered a vehicle according to the law and must be driven with traffic on the side of a road/street or you must use a bike path where available. Riding on the sidewalk is illegal.