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By iAMloud - 19/03/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, I was riding to a prom with my friends in the middle of a swamp-covered area. I stuck my head out the top and screamed like they do in the movies. My hair, makeup, and mouth were quickly filled with bugs. FML

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Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked, I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML

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By phlyingphuck - 31/08/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, my mother finally pressured me to wear my old helmet while riding my bike. Halfway through my ride, 3 spiders came crawling out of it and onto my face, causing me to lose control of the bike and crash head-first. FML

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By Nearly Crashed - 27/05/2013 13:42 - United States - Lake Hiawatha

Today, on my way home on my motorbike from a great party in the early hours of the morning, I was feeling pretty good about myself. Riding over a hill, I yawned in anticipation of climbing into bed. A huge winged bastard insect thing then flew straight into my throat. FML

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Saturday 19 March 2011 7:42

Well.. it was a swamp covered area. What did you expect?

bugmefmlnotnow 7

Saturday 19 March 2011 7:41

idiot

Comments

stevenmx86 7

Saturday 19 March 2011 20:22

Wow ydi douche...

pikagirl222 1

Friday 25 March 2011 4:10

she may be kinda an idiot, but how is she a douche? just a question.

helmet786 4

Saturday 19 March 2011 20:37

Ive yet to see that in a movie...

nerdface89 2

Sunday 20 March 2011 1:56

Maybe Scary movie. Where his head gets stuck in a beehive. No reason to imitate that

darkmis1 17

Saturday 19 March 2011 21:06

This is horribly worded.

thisisLAUREN 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 21:49

weird time for prom..?

estelleselene_CX 12

Sunday 20 March 2011 1:09

hmm..."swamp-covered area" doesnt that tell u something op??

jman730 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 1:29

Haha! Idiot. Maybe instead of doing that, grab the wheel of your friend's car, and drive into a ravine so we don't have to read another dumb FML story, especially knowing anyone can figure out what's next.