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By iAMloud - 19/03/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, I was riding to a prom with my friends in the middle of a swamp-covered area. I stuck my head out the top and screamed like they do in the movies. My hair, makeup, and mouth were quickly filled with bugs. FML

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By Nearly Crashed - 27/05/2013 13:42 - United States - Lake Hiawatha

Today, on my way home on my motorbike from a great party in the early hours of the morning, I was feeling pretty good about myself. Riding over a hill, I yawned in anticipation of climbing into bed. A huge winged bastard insect thing then flew straight into my throat. FML

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Saturday 19 March 2011 7:42

Well.. it was a swamp covered area. What did you expect?

bugmefmlnotnow 7

Saturday 19 March 2011 7:41

idiot

Comments

WildInTheStreets 5

Saturday 19 March 2011 9:30

how can your make up be filled with bugs?

Adorlee 11

Saturday 19 March 2011 9:34

You only do that when you're in the city, and when you're riding in a limo.

imausiehowboutyo 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 10:04

lol screw that did it taste good

OCDC 9

Saturday 19 March 2011 10:15

Just ask her boyfriend.

apegirl907 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 10:19

that's gross

that_is_Nathy 9

Saturday 19 March 2011 11:10

How thick do you wear your make up that bugs stick on it? OO

skulluks 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 11:31

SWAMP THANG goes to the prom. Sounds like an Ernest movie.

xoxoKirstenxoxo 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 11:47

stupid XD

Justine94_x 31

Saturday 19 March 2011 11:48

How stupid are you?

DarkJoy_fml 5

Saturday 19 March 2011 11:56

I would have written this as "Today I was an idiot because I believed things I saw in movies FML," but my FML would not have been approved for this site. So congrats on your posted FML and being an idiot!