By Devin - 19/05/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I was roasting marshmallows around a campfire when mine burst into flames. I instinctively shook the stick to get it to go out. The flaming marshmallow then catapulted straight into my eye, burning my whole eyelid. FML
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CaptTeemo 10

Blow, man, blow! Always blow other wise you risk losing the marshmallow!

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NeatNit 32

YDI. Marshmallows are delicious after they catch fire and you should feel bad for not already knowing this, but the only way to put out the fire is to simply blow on it. It should be fairly obvious from the very start what would happen if you shook it.

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hnz 13

At least it didn't burn your eye or cornea!

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Lrigglez 7

He'll be alright. Maybe!!! Roll man!!! Role!!! Classic New Guy material.

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DjMonroe95 11

I hate it when that happens -_-

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freshko21 6

Dang OP, I don't know you but I feel so bad for I would hug you and say, "it's ok buddy, don't be scared, you won't hurt no smore"

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freshko21 6

Well, at least I'm entertaining myself lol

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iAmPaul 49

31 you're obviously trying too hard to get the badge for 50 replies that aren't buried. Not really working out for you from what I can see.

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Shortay123 14

There is a badge for that?!? Now I'll have to start posting random replies like #31 and hope no one thumbs them down! I live for the badges!!!

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abukaramel 10

It's good that your eye was at least safe from the burn.

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sassy2085 16

Ouch that got to hurt and waste of marshmallows

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GryffinDarkBreed 3

YDI. Dumbass. First thing any Cub Scout learns is you BLOW OUT burning marshmallows, not fling them around.

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CharresBarkrey 15

And what if OP is a female? Don't think they let girls join cub scouts...

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Ghosto 16

Don't know many girls named Devin, but still possible I suppose. Even so, it's still a bit dumb to wave around a top-heavy stick with a flaming marshmallow on the end.

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