By Devin - 19/05/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I was roasting marshmallows around a campfire when mine burst into flames. I instinctively shook the stick to get it to go out. The flaming marshmallow then catapulted straight into my eye, burning my whole eyelid. FML
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CaptTeemo 10

Blow, man, blow! Always blow other wise you risk losing the marshmallow!

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NeatNit 32

YDI. Marshmallows are delicious after they catch fire and you should feel bad for not already knowing this, but the only way to put out the fire is to simply blow on it. It should be fairly obvious from the very start what would happen if you shook it.

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shangstar 7

It's all fun and games till someone burns an eye.

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buddy51 23

Good thing you weren't drinking hot coffee and smoking a cigarette at the same time, OP, or you would have ended up pouring boiling coffee on your crotch and setting yourself on fire while burning out at least one, if not both of your eyeballs with the flaming ball of doom that was supposed to be your smoores-glue but because of your hi-jinks turned your eyelids into a blistered moonscape! YDI, no doubt in my mind!...... Tangerine Dreams and Marshmallow Skies, indeed!!

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ShakeDisPlace 10

Hopefully OP doesn't get burned s'more.

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Octwo 16

Hopefully you don't try the same tactic if you ever catch your arm on fire.

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meganb13 1

Haven't you ever seen Dennis the menace

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squirrelicious 7

That's hilarious. Great way to remove any hair. Lol

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29dear 16

yeeeeouch!!!! fyl, op, I'm sorry!

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mysterion115 14

and that's why you don't shake your stick like a madman when your marshmallow catches on fire

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