By JJ - 03/10/2015 07:42 - United States - Irwin

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
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sarcasmine 19

At least you weren't playing monopoly. It would've turned out worse

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baxterlondon 10

at least you got a gamer chick to marry you

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Yastafari 16

Am I the only who initially thought "FML just got real" when OP said "I was savagely beating my wife" & then sighed of relief when it continued on to say "on Call of Duty"? I was so scared for a minute lol

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KayDee29 31

Yeah, not gunna lie, I got a little worried there for a minute too. I wasn't really sure what was going on.

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Jirekianu2 19

wouldn't be the first time they posted an FML describing clear domestic abuse for yucks. thankfully they realize they crossed a line and pull them usually. I still remember the one about the guy who beat his girlfriend in Mario kart using a blue shell and she straight just assaults him and threatens him. way too many people laughed at that.

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allyiscute1 22

Dude seriously me eyes got real big when I began reading lol

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xXxGraveStonexXx 20

my heart stopped for a second haha

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ladycoco8 20

Don't worry. I'm sure it's just the game talking (: I'm usually more carefree about those things, but hey, she asked for it.

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facewhat3214 8

Who else only read the first part that said "I was savagely beating my wife" and was kinda shocked before reading the rest?

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Jirekianu2 19

Sometimes reality is harsh as ****. if she didn't want you to play your best she shouldn't have asked for it.

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bobslawnservice 16

In other news women rarely mean what they say.

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venomousflower 24

At first I read 'savagely beating my wife' and I was sitting here like wtf and then I read call of duty and I was like oh

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anotherhuman 31

I wouldn't take it personally, OP. Sounds to me she only had a rage fit. Everything will be alright but watch out, she might have a come back and own you in COD. :3

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