Love: Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since...

By JJ - 03/10/2015 07:42 - United States - Irwin

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML

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By ThinZ - 24/12/2011 00:26 - United States

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

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Mario Kart is serious business

By Anonymous - 25/08/2014 05:44 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 16/08/2022 16:00

Today, my girlfriend punched me in the back of the neck because I was talking to a woman online. It was a public Call Of Duty match, I have no control over who I play with, plus I wasn’t even talking specifically to whoever this woman was, just to the people in general like all COD players. FML

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Tetchy

By Anonymous - 16/11/2022 02:00

Today, my girlfriend is giving me the silent treatment because I won’t play Call of Duty with her brother. This kid loses his temper violently at family board games, how the fuck does she think he’ll react when he gets mercilessly wiped out by COD players who don’t give a toss about his feelings? FML

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You deserved it 156

By jolene11 - 17/05/2010 02:24 - United States

Today, I found out my husband doesn't love me. At all. He told me this while playing Call of Duty with his friends with his microphone on. FML

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By notsofriendly - 06/11/2014 20:15 - United States - Austin

Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML

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By bloodshedblack - 21/02/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML

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By PanFace - 13/10/2009 06:54 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

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By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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You deserved it 4 643

Second guessing

By Anonymous - 19/07/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I realized how toxic and controlling my wife is. She left to go on a vacation, and I'm so used to her micromanaging everything I do that I'm completely unable to function. I tried to play a video game and had a panic attack because I imagined her walking in and screaming at me. FML

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sarcasmine 19

Sunday 4 October 2015 6:29

At least you weren't playing monopoly. It would've turned out worse

baxterlondon 10

Sunday 4 October 2015 6:27

at least you got a gamer chick to marry you

Comments

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 5 October 2015 3:44

Mario Kart, Mario Party, Monopoly, now Call of Duty. Any more titles I should add to my list of games no one should play with family or romantic interests?

janfleury 19

Monday 5 October 2015 4:48

Good new is after you apologize (no your not wrong but end the war now) make up sex is great.

orios105 18

Monday 5 October 2015 4:58

call of duty is love.

apcsox 18

Monday 5 October 2015 6:16

Probably shouldn't have spent so much time teabagging her and telling her you screwed her mom last night, all while tossing in a couple racist statements for good measure.......

BookerWebb 10

Monday 5 October 2015 6:42

I feel bad for you man but you shoulda saw that coming lol

KxHoneyCombxP 24

Monday 5 October 2015 7:20

that sucks , dude. sounds like she needs to get some hours in.

MiaTheMartian 21

Monday 5 October 2015 8:21

The first six words of this fml scared the **** out of me

Person58 17

Monday 5 October 2015 12:40

Anyone else notice this FML started with the words "I was savagely beating my wife..."

monkyvirus 13

Monday 5 October 2015 14:34

I guess the problem was you were really holding back in previous games and yeah it's unfortunate but someone letting you win and someone just being a million times better than you at a game both make it not fun. She shouldn't have reacted like that but just let her cool off and maybe trying playing a game she's good at or neither of you have played.