By JJ - 03/10/2015 07:42 - United States - Irwin

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
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sarcasmine 19

At least you weren't playing monopoly. It would've turned out worse

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baxterlondon 10

at least you got a gamer chick to marry you

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HeManPc 5

Freaked out a little before finishing the first sentence.

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Ninjahiga 27

Man, those first seven words had me worried

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skyrim_fanatic 17

if you remove the part from "on call of.." to "hold back" the fml gets a different, hidden meaning

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ClaireBrush 16

"I was savagely beating my wife...in Call of Duty" I was very confused when k started reading it haha

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kgil60 10

The first time I read this I only read the first couple words and went "hell no" and moved on. Probably should have read the rest.

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GeorgiaBea 28

As much as I hate women who do that, you probably should have seen that coming... No one likes to get thrashed

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PePziNL 20

Maybe you CoD let her win sometime?

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