By JJ - 03/10/2015 07:42 - United States - Irwin

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 550
You deserved it 4 477
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

sarcasmine 19

At least you weren't playing monopoly. It would've turned out worse

331 1
baxterlondon 10

at least you got a gamer chick to marry you

289 21

Comments

coraline123c 23

Im the kind of person where if somone lets me win, it drives me up the damn wall; like some people just need to chill and accept that some people are better than others when it comes to certain things like theres nothing wrong with that

2 0
echarlotte 19

"Today I was savagely beating my wife"

0 1
Sathane 21

Pfft. Whatever. men need to hold themselves back so insecure women don't get their delicate feelings hurt? Sounds like she need to suck it up and learn to play, or stick to competing in dish washing competitions.

1 2
MzZombicidal 36

Sounds like you got your feelings hurt just from reading the FML.

0 1
cocofan187 8

Generally "today, I was savagely beating my wife"

0 0
ThatOneFMLer 7

Just read the first seven words. It takes on a whole new meaning...

0 0
buddy_J 16

Can never please women. Do what they ask, they get mad and or think you're a pushover Don't don't do what they ask, you're an asshole who never listens

2 2
writerchic85 25

You should have rephrased that first sentence there lol

2 0
RecklessNapkin 16

At first i thought it just said beating...then i read the FML

0 0