By JJ - 03/10/2015 07:42 - United States - Irwin

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
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sarcasmine 19

At least you weren't playing monopoly. It would've turned out worse

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baxterlondon 10

at least you got a gamer chick to marry you

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Elban 20

She asked for it, sir. I hope you knifed the shit outta her.

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rldostie 19

"At." Beating my wife "at" Call of Duty. Otherwise grammatically this is a whole different kind of FML.

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chinaski7628 32

Eh—preposition usage can vary by region/dialect. Some people wait 'for' the bus, others wait 'on' it. Also, if Call of Duty is an online game (and forgive me, I'm really ignorant about gaming), than "on" would be the more apt preposition. Don't sweat the small stuff.

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saffy66 34

You poor guy - you still haven't learned to translate 'woman-speak' into English. Either that or you were acting way too happy about winning. But she'll get over it. Just don't get so savage next time.

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worldclassrager 39

It's kind of hard to play easy on COD...I know how she feels...

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prostar9993 15

That's what happens when you play video games with women

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riddhi 16

for a second i thought it was a case of domestic violence

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9a_1z 12

This is why I only play cooperative games with my partner, we're both a bit stubborn as it is, add an element of competition in there and it would be carnage.

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Richard6036 13

Wow that's a bit rough isn't it I hope you guys made up

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DvNavi 6

I got very alarmed when I started reading the first sentence "today, I was savagely beating my wife"

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