By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
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Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.

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Miru_fml 0

OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??

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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.

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kristindabomb 12

Guess you won't be getting lucky tonight.

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x49853 0

im wondering what you told the paramedics... "yeah i was trying to shave and now im bleeding out through my balls." your marbles are a gift man, take care of them. just suffer with the hairy balls for one date. and judging by how stupid you are you probably weren't going to get any in the 1st place. FYL

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moleSG 6

YDI for thinking putting a razor near your balls was a good idea. If it was a first date, doubly so. If it was just a big date.. I feel sorry for you. But think!

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Necrophile_fml 0

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YDI #164 IDK,IDC; this is completely different

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liveitlearnit 0

#36, I'm a girl. I like my balls unshaved, but neatly trimmed. That's a fact. What you said, was a generalization. I happen to think that men who are bald down there remind me of little boys. To me, hair is a masculine thing. Girls, however, I think should shave their armpits, legs, and pubic region.

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BenignScientists 0

First off, a well considered "**** you" to all those who said HDI. I found out that waxing is a safer option myself recently, no man should have to go through that in my opinion.

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Swan_fml 0

I would be horrified if I was with a man who shaved his balls! gak! But, truly, that sucks.

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