By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
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Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.

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Miru_fml 0

OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??

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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.

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Tobunshi 0

"Yeah...I can't make it to the date...I cut my balls..."

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kk3211 0

I clicked YDI the minute you said "with a blade razor" NEVER EVER EVER EVER do that.

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lmaofml7 0

Ugh. Wow. Moron.

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kerby_180 0

YDI...definitely goes against my #1 rule...never do anything thats too emabarrassing to explain to a paramedic

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Corzi 0

Hahaha. Thanks for caring enough to shave instead of enforcing that obnoxious double standard that says boys need to and girls don't. But try to be more careful next time..! That's sensitive equipment you've got down there.

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wrestling49 0

tht sucks soooooooooo much...wrap it up, still go on the date, just dnt let her go farther than south of the border :D

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Wheat 0

Hey, Mr. OP man. Please help us out. Was it a first date or just a big date? Actually, I was surprised to find out a bunch of guys shave their crotches. I haven't, but then again I haven't done a lot of things so make of that what you will.

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MrBadLuck 0

Trim the lawn don't raze the field.

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look_its_me 0

Rule #1 of being a guy: NEVER PUT A RAZOR NEAR YOUR BALLS. You f***ed up. Completely your fault. But I still feel your pain...

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kxu1337 1

"Today I was shaving my balls" that's when I clicked YDI

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