By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
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Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.

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Miru_fml 0

OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??

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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.

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pandaloop 0

i never thought shaving your sack coulda been so dangerous. what if you died of bloodloss like that? that would suck balls... ...no pun intended.

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fckthssht 0

Ouch! I feel bad that everyone says you deserved it, that must have sucked a lot, but you really didn't need to shave your balls, most girls really don't care that much if you're hairy. still ouch...

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cutiepie4life 0

Awww that sounds so painful, i hope u heal up quickly, and best wishes for u nd ur girl!

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DarkMirror 0

I kind of have to agree with #174. Not every girl is into that. So you probably weren't going to score anyway.

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Valter 0

A lot of girls appreciate an under beard but boy, that sucks that you cut your vein! #174 is my hero.

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Shannn 0

Words cannot describe how much that would have sucked.

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thekraken 0

My god! This is painful to think about!

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genesis357 0

dude that sucks. kinda happened to me once, but it was a 3 blade razor, and i only clipped a capillary. still hurt like a bitch though

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