Health: Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric... - FML

By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML

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ITguy1982 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 21:26

Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.

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Miru_fml 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 20:03

OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??

genius_man16 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 20:05

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.

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pandaloop 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 23:53

i never thought shaving your sack coulda been so dangerous. what if you died of bloodloss like that? that would suck balls... ...no pun intended.

fckthssht 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 23:59

Ouch! I feel bad that everyone says you deserved it, that must have sucked a lot, but you really didn't need to shave your balls, most girls really don't care that much if you're hairy. still ouch...

cutiepie4life 0

Friday 29 May 2009 0:03

Awww that sounds so painful, i hope u heal up quickly, and best wishes for u nd ur girl!

DarkMirror 0

Friday 29 May 2009 0:05

I kind of have to agree with #174. Not every girl is into that. So you probably weren't going to score anyway.

Valter 0

Friday 29 May 2009 0:08

A lot of girls appreciate an under beard but boy, that sucks that you cut your vein! #174 is my hero.

eman2021 0

Friday 29 May 2009 0:08

you dumbass YDI big time

Shannn 0

Friday 29 May 2009 0:14

Words cannot describe how much that would have sucked.

thekraken 0

Friday 29 May 2009 0:20

My god! This is painful to think about!

mikefeuer 0

Friday 29 May 2009 0:24

Balls

genesis357 0

Friday 29 May 2009 0:33

dude that sucks. kinda happened to me once, but it was a 3 blade razor, and i only clipped a capillary. still hurt like a bitch though

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