By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
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Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.

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Miru_fml 0

OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??

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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.

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marcusaurelius 0

i love how you automatically assume you're getting some action. Keep it in your ******* pants.

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Maverick5762 0

It's not an expectation. It's a "just in case thing." You gotta be ready at all times! You never want to miss an opportunity.

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chea_chea 0

I was wondering how he could cut himself so bad, then I read his comment (#90) about the one-blade barbershop razor. I wouldn't want to even shave my face with one of those things. Gilette Fusion FTW

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love_to_laugh44 0

EWWWWWWWWWWW why would you put that on here? thats completely disgusting!

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Cileitz 0

I don't even know what to say :| omg, i'm sorry but that so funny!

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Icutu7 0

YA and I bet the paramedics banged your date on the way out

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zephyrae13 0

yeah, shaved balls are nice, i must say. but if i guy is uncomfortable, a trim every once and a while never hurts. having hairs get in your mouth is not pleasant. Sorry about the incident, that sucks. I hope your date appreciated the effort though.

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xxstealthxx 0

omg. "Holy shit! I hope the paramedics come here before my girlfriend." The girl walks into his house seeing the paramedics all crowded around his crotch area. then sees a blood mess "period" lol. shitty man, be more careful. YOU CANT **** SOMETHING UP THAT BIG. ITS A BIG DEAL THAT YOU DO IT PERFECTLY

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