By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States
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Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.
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i love how you automatically assume you're getting some action. Keep it in your ******* pants.
It's not an expectation. It's a "just in case thing." You gotta be ready at all times! You never want to miss an opportunity.
I was wondering how he could cut himself so bad, then I read his comment (#90) about the one-blade barbershop razor. I wouldn't want to even shave my face with one of those things. Gilette Fusion FTW
Just trim 'em mate.
Prime example why I only trim.
I don't even know what to say :| omg, i'm sorry but that so funny!
YA and I bet the paramedics banged your date on the way out
omg. "Holy shit! I hope the paramedics come here before my girlfriend." The girl walks into his house seeing the paramedics all crowded around his crotch area. then sees a blood mess "period" lol. shitty man, be more careful. YOU CANT **** SOMETHING UP THAT BIG. ITS A BIG DEAL THAT YOU DO IT PERFECTLY
*chuckles* ... kids these days.
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OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.