By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
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Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.

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Miru_fml 0

OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??

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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.

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corpsegrinder_fml 0

you are a moron. plain and simple.

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falcon_paunch 0

If this was a first date or something, I think the girl would find it creepy that you're planning for her to see your balls.

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blalien 0

YDI. $40 for a new electric shaver would have been a lot cheaper than medical bills. And yeah, girls like 'em shaved. Anybody who disagrees has never been laid.

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Roxas_fml 0

That sucks balls, dude.

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k1o2a3l4a5 0

26.- HA! Our???? FYL.

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flippyfloopy 0

must have hurt that sack ahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhhahaha

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vanklein 0

Shennigans. Who would call a paramedic for a shaving nick? Especially they veins in your scrotum, they are superficial. Put pressure on it for 5 minutes and itll stop. YDI cause this is either made up or you're a moron for calling an ambulance. Do you call when you get a papercut too?

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lalalala1234 0

@ all the people saying why the hell would the OP shave down there: why the hell would girls shave down there? shit. and @ the OP: sorry man. bad accident.

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Mykeh 0

Ew! Don't try so hard. That's really unfortunate. And shaving your scrotum has got to be one of the most unnerving things to do.

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DUpios08 0

Completely made up or your really bad at shaving...I've shaved everything down there for 10 years plus with a razor and have yet to have a cut of any sort

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