By Anonymous - 12/03/2012 04:16 - United States

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Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering. My wife walked up behind me, yelled "Shrinkage!" and flicked the head of my penis as hard as she could. FML
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btstig 11

Next time she is in the shower. Sneak up on her and kick her in the vag and yell " **** punt".

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808Boyo 4

Poke at her love handles or something and yell "Doubled in size!"

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pappuyarr 1

Oouuuuuch, damn you stupid bitch, i was getting ready to have sex , now my pepe stick wont come out :-/

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SitoXSlayer 0

As painful as that sounds, she has a fun side. When you catch her off guard, pinch her clit.

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4leafclover888 3

Lmao ouch that sucks for you OP but that is hilarious i know some people who would do that ......

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HooHooHa 6

Next time you have sex, thrust your dick into her ass as hard as you can while screaming "PENETRATION"

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goddamniluvme 0

I'd of punched her boob.... >:(

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paddy9238 1

Slip it in her arse

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billybob1890 10

You need to put that bitch in here place! It's called SMACK-A-HO!

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