By Anonymous - 12/03/2012 04:16 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering. My wife walked up behind me, yelled "Shrinkage!" and flicked the head of my penis as hard as she could. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 052
You deserved it 4 684

Same thing different taste

Top comments

btstig 11

Next time she is in the shower. Sneak up on her and kick her in the vag and yell " **** punt".

808Boyo 4

Poke at her love handles or something and yell "Doubled in size!"

Comments

Oouuuuuch, damn you stupid bitch, i was getting ready to have sex , now my pepe stick wont come out :-/

As painful as that sounds, she has a fun side. When you catch her off guard, pinch her clit.

Lmao ouch that sucks for you OP but that is hilarious i know some people who would do that ......

HooHooHa 6

Next time you have sex, thrust your dick into her ass as hard as you can while screaming "PENETRATION"

goddamniluvme 0

I'd of punched her boob.... >:(

paddy9238 1

You need to put that bitch in here place! It's called SMACK-A-HO!