By Anonymous - 12/03/2012 04:16 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering. My wife walked up behind me, yelled "Shrinkage!" and flicked the head of my penis as hard as she could. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 053
You deserved it 4 684

Same thing different taste

Top comments

btstig 11

Next time she is in the shower. Sneak up on her and kick her in the vag and yell " **** punt".

808Boyo 4

Poke at her love handles or something and yell "Doubled in size!"

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ksmooch21 0

O wow!!! She deserves to be ignored big time for that one!!! And tell her she is the cause of the shrinkage ... Ugh shame on her .. Ouch

Yep, petty insults like "you're the cause of my shrinkage" are sure to win you an argument.

You got one dumbass wife! No offence, who does that?! She has problems!! Just sayin.

******* jeez dude!! It's usually te guy who is immature! Did u at least tell her why guys get shrinkage?

vaughant 5

Hahahaha! Duuude that sucks I'm so gunna do that!

charlieinfinite 1

And now we know why you can't keep a man...

Blame ur parents for removing your natural giving protective helmet on your pecker.