By wtf is wrong with my country - 08/05/2012 17:57 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked my cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet for herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML
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TheFamilyElf 17

You have every right to be upset! Bacon ain't a joke! Bacon is serious!

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Rewpt 4

It's your own fault for shopping there. You're an idiot.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

When it comes to bacon, no one is an idiot. Go preach you "Wal-Mart is evil" shit somewhere else

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Arrawyn 12

Elderly first, right? Although, if they get handicap spots etc for being unable, they should not have the strength to push people out of the way. There must be some sort of elderly conspiracy going on in walmarts across the globe

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j_cat187 19

I'd be ******* pissed. I find it ironic that she is eating her own kind. Hopefully she will get mad cow disease.

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Arrawyn 12

Technically, when she's in her human from, it's not carnivorous

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nemo88 8

No need to be logical bitch! He is saying she is fat!

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FeroniaMoonscyth 2

172: "Carnivorous" is something that is eating meat. Bacon is ALWAYS meat

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Ilovewyatt 0

u hav every right to b upset. fat people are gready about food and its not fair. well not all fat people, and no offense. but still.

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crchara 3

I would be upset too, nobody touches my bacon!

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

What does it matter if she was "huge-assed?" She was rude, plain and simple. Would you have condoned this behavior if she'd been a size 0 super model? Typical...I don't care how fat or skinny she was, her behavior was inappropriate, immature, and downright rude. Tell the store manager that one of his customers was being irate to other customers and then go shop somewhere else.

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MrMeaner88 3

Honestly, the lady's size does make it sound all the worse. This county has a huge obesity problem problem (I think something like 60% of adults) and here is this "huge-assed" woman acting so childish and selfish over fattening, greasy food, not even willing to spare one or two of the precious bacon packets. It shows a complete lack of self-control. And frankly, it offends people to think that there are people that far-gone in our society and there is nothing we can do about it. So yes, we ridicule her, not so much because she is overweight, but because she is making her problem our problem too and she seems to have no remorse about it. I've never heard of a "size 0 super model" hogging food like that.

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jaketheford 0

Huge ass woman you say? I'm imagining one of the Amazonian women from Futurama. Forget Snoo Snoo me want bacon.

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