Miscellaneous: Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping...

By Anonymous - 07/09/2010 17:51 - Canada

Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML

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By lover21 - 08/05/2009 23:17 - United States

Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2020 20:00

Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

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By amburrr - 03/08/2009 00:59 - United States

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By ms98 - 05/08/2014 04:52 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML

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By I'm so wet, baby - 28/11/2014 17:27 - United Kingdom

Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By Taylor Page - 19/02/2015 16:24 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML

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By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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By frenchy - 24/03/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML

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By fittingroompotty - 02/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML

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Awnonymous 4

Tuesday 7 September 2010 23:17

Why would you listen to a request like that? She was probably joking anyway.

Anaxes 5

Tuesday 7 September 2010 23:18

It's a woman with a mop. Who gives a shit what she tells you to do?

Comments

rockyraccoon28 8

Tuesday 7 September 2010 23:53

I love how this site deletes my comments? or at least they don't show up. anyways...you listened to her? that was smart..

ohSNAPyall 26

Wednesday 8 September 2010 8:42

I love how this site deletes your comments too. Haha, just kidding, I don't care. Read my username aloud please.

RFetsch 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 23:56

way to go, fruitcup.

starile 19

Wednesday 8 September 2010 6:05

What's with all your "fruitcup" comments? Fruit cups are good!

blahzz 4

Tuesday 7 September 2010 23:59

Piss all over the floor and walk away.

Mirorbo 26

Tuesday 7 September 2010 23:59

I would have walked on the floor anyways, darling. Unless there was more soap than water on the floor, there's minimal chances you'll slip.

smurf1 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 0:01

I would have ******* walked on it anyway. and if she was a total bit** about it I would have spilt crap everywhere

lovesteph3523 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 0:03

you actually listened to her? if i were you, i would have just walked over the wet floor.

WhyTheFace4 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 0:20

Same here. I would've written my name on the floor with my shoe. I did that all the time at the Wawa I used to work at.

substitutes 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 0:08

Wow think for yourself

FaberDriveLuv 5

Wednesday 8 September 2010 0:13

I wouldn't have even bothered waiting for the floor to dry. What's worse for the employee? Re mopping a couple of steps or mopping up pee?? If I wrote this more than once, my bad, fml seems to not be posting my comments ._.

polopony 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 0:15

Okay, I'll stand here and you go make me a sammich

misfitSuperStar 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 0:26

Ever heard of moving yourself when someone starts mopping around you?

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 8 September 2010 0:38

#32 Yeah...Unless the employee mopping was moving at the speed of light, I feel like the OP could have moved out of the way before the employee mopped all around them.