Miscellaneous: Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping...

By Anonymous - 07/09/2010 17:51 - Canada

Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML

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By lover21 - 08/05/2009 23:17 - United States

Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2020 20:00

Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

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By amburrr - 03/08/2009 00:59 - United States

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By ms98 - 05/08/2014 04:52 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML

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By I'm so wet, baby - 28/11/2014 17:27 - United Kingdom

Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By Taylor Page - 19/02/2015 16:24 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML

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By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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By frenchy - 24/03/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML

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By fittingroompotty - 02/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML

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Awnonymous 4

Tuesday 7 September 2010 23:17

Why would you listen to a request like that? She was probably joking anyway.

Anaxes 5

Tuesday 7 September 2010 23:18

It's a woman with a mop. Who gives a shit what she tells you to do?

Comments

mintcar 9

Wednesday 8 September 2010 4:38

OP, you're ******* stupid.

Sweetest_Cherry 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 4:49

If this really happened, I don't think she was being serious. I really hope you are NOT that stupid.

Kristoffer 35

Wednesday 8 September 2010 4:58

When I worked at a gas station, I went by the policy that once the mop left a part of the floor, it was done; if someone stepped on it 1 second later, oh well, maybe I'll go over it again but I wouldn't sweat it. We were always mopping, we always had the Wet Floor sign out.

Sunsbeenkind 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 5:04

That's pretty damn unprofessional on her part, first of all you don't get close enough to a customer while mopping so that you create their own little island of dry floor, second you put up the wet floor sign to avoid getting sued, and third, you don't make something as simple as walking difficult for the person who is giving your store money.

5upernova 3

Wednesday 8 September 2010 5:14

Employees are not allowed to mop when there are customers in the store, or at least not the entire store and around the customer. If she needed to mop a certain area, that is fine, but it seems like that is not the case. You can always report her. It is not for revenge, but more like notifying her manager about this before someone (a customer) gets hurt. The employee should have known better anyway. If anything happens to a customer, she will be the one held responsible.

Anaxes 5

Thursday 9 September 2010 7:28

Before someone gets hurt? If someone got hurt because a person (Are you happy, politically correct scum?) told them not to move until some water dried, they deserve it entirely.