Miscellaneous: Today, I was shopping with my dad and I saw one of my guy friends,...

By Dear Lord Save Me - 04/01/2015 03:56 - United Kingdom - Merthyr Tydfil

Today, I was shopping with my dad and I saw one of my guy friends, so we waved and smiled at each other. My dad clearly thought his wave was too "romantic", because he shouted at him, "Touch her, and I'll kill you." FML

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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You deserved it 243

By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 13:12 - Belgium

Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML

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By batter--up - 17/02/2010 02:54 - United States

Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom was over on the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said, "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML

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You deserved it 2 703

By Nope - 26/06/2015 21:46 - United States - Healdsburg

Today, I was at the market when a guy started telling the man I was with how "curly-haired women are an adventure," saying what he would do to a woman like me. He was talking to my father. FML

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You deserved it 1 801

By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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You deserved it 3 613

By Krissy. - 31/03/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML

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You deserved it 4 994

By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 16 511

By idonteven - 12/08/2013 20:04 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML

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You deserved it 4 486

By gloomy - 15/08/2017 20:00

Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 808

You deserved it 828

By bleurghh - 31/12/2010 15:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML

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You deserved it 8 856

iSativa 24

Sunday 4 January 2015 19:45

Like the overly-attached girlfriend meme, there should be an overly protective father meme.

jpsullivan 36

Sunday 4 January 2015 19:46

well thats not overkill in the slightest

Comments

AliGInTheHouse 24

Monday 5 January 2015 17:57

People are a bit too caring and overprotective sometimes, especially in Wales.

rachel8234 3

Monday 5 January 2015 20:23

you dont wave and smile.... you say hello introduce your dad and say see ya later. keep it moving. in a parents eyes it looks like yall have something going on... hes just doing his job as a parent. alot of people would say your dad is overprotective but thats only because he wants the best for you. alot of girls dont have that.. be grateful.

NoMapToBuy 14

Tuesday 6 January 2015 23:11

That is not a threat lmao, you're being pc af, it was a harmless joke that I will without a doubt play on my children - he was just being funny and giving them shit as a parent can

TallMist 32

Monday 27 April 2015 3:59

If he was joking, it wouldn't be on FML, because, since the OP clearly uses FML, she has a sense of humor. So, yes, "Touch her and I'll kill you" IS a murder threat.

bubbles5810 12

Tuesday 6 January 2015 0:35

He's just being a good father.

heyyitskaylee 7

Tuesday 6 January 2015 4:12

My dad's friend sent my dad a YouTube video called "Top ten guns to scare off your daughter's date". I feel your pain.

NoMapToBuy 14

Tuesday 6 January 2015 7:02

You're boring - he's not being over protective, he's being hilarious. What you should have done is give shit back (as it is meant to be but you're insensitive)